G&R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet, Sunday April 29

[Twystd1]

This is the link to the 914 swap meet. I left the text here for your conveneince. I go to this every year... it's a good time... Be there or be square, or round, or oval, or whatever...

http://www.914club.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=67164



Twystd1


On SUNDAY APRIL 29TH we again hold the Spring Edition of The G & R All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. This premier event of the season will start approximately at 6:30 AM and flesh roasting will occur about 10 AM.

Address is 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA. Directions from all points of the compass to be posted in a couple of days.

Who needs Dunkles or the LA-All Euro Show when you can mingle with such notables as:

Slits

Professor 914

Ron

Professor 914 will show if there are 5 or more attendees paying $50 each. For $100, he will even speak to you if you first show your receipt.

Unfortunatley in these days and times, security is paramount. We have declared the security level to be at DEFCON 4. We have intelligence, from an un-named reliable source that a dr and his minions are going to attempt a coup. As this information is highly reliable, we have installed a scanner at the gate. The scanner is set to detect the verification chip embedded in valid Team NARP / ClubNARP stickers. Should your sticker be counterfit or you don't have one, the car and it's contents will be immediately vaporized.

Also, images of known terriorists have been uploaded to the scanner .... The scanner has been programed to immediately vaporize those recognized, however their cars will not be harmed in the process. The cars become the property of the D&G All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and are subject to parting out during the course of the event.

If you have a Club Badge or World sticker on your car, please fly a white flag upon approaching the gate. G & R have sympathy and empathy for your causes. In this case, vaporization is at the sole discretion of the non-event holders.

Stay tuned for further updates on this "must attend" event of 2007. Sorry, no free "T" Shirts or glasses. We will ask for a $5.00 donation to feed you. Menu is the Polish or German Tube Steak or Ground and Flattened Bovine with POTato Salad, Chips & whatever else is left over in the refrigerator.

Same sex groping is encouraged to not offend the CGBC or WLLLC.

Opposite sex groping is prohibited as we do not have a sexual harrasment rider on the insurance policy.[/url]